a very tory christmas

joetory | Fri, 2005-12-23 22:04

yulel tide is upon us again and the tories find themselves once again in that age old predicament. sam in on one side of the world and joe is on the other. jon is somewhere inbetween but for now we'll say he's on the moon. as a christmas present to all our enduring fans we have decided not to do any shows or write any songs or practice material for at least a month. this will give joe enough time to sell his body to science experiments in order to afford a new disortion pedel and sam enough time to figure out which canadian will marry him in order to enjoy the rights of 'peace, order and good government' that canadians pine for. so in a nut shell. the torys this christmas will be doing what they do best, mainly a whole lot of nothing. to which you may heap your aura praise on them now and in the new year.

yes, and as a side note, this correspondent listened to sgt. peppers 22 times in a row the other day. how many times have you listened to sgt. peppers in a day????

jgd

'the best things in life are between love and hate'

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