the black tories

more old blogs

joetory | Fri, 2007-06-01 06:53

here are some more old blogs that i drug over here from myspace.

these too start at the bottom and work their way up.

10/26/2006

today (is the latest)
Current mood: calm
Category: Blogging

woke up. touched my naked girl. watched her sleep. listened to her breath. snore. thougth about my head and how it hurt. wanted a cigarette. did not have one. got out of bed. grabbed my clothes and changed in the living roomate as not to wake said girl. walked around in a circle in the living room. made coffee. ate bagel (cinnamon raisain) checked email. checked it again. no email. did not mind. watched the news. watched the news some more. there is nothing new. not minding that fact that there is nothing new. read the book of hebrews. thought about god. how i feel him even though its hard to believe in him. its hard to believe. but we persist. some times thats just the way it is. sometimes you just end up in a situation and you deal with it. and its never the way you plan it. but it happens and you can't remember the decision making process that got you from A to B and you don't want to account for the process cause it gives you a fucking headache. so thats that. you just get out of bed. i got out of bed. and i wanted to smoke. but i did not. i don't know why. i don't care if i die. but i think said girl does, so thats okay with me. i'll not smoke for her. i guess thats okay. sometimes i think that i would be better if she had some bad habit to make me feel better. but then i know that that would not be okay. that would be bad. and its not just the bible that says that. everyone sane says that. anyone who makes sense believes that. i think. so you just get out of bed. i got out of bed and i had a headache and i wanted to smoke but i didn't. and thats probably okay. maybe i will one day. maybe i won't. i don't really care. i just like the naked body. its way better than cigarettes. perhaps cigarettes come second to naked bodies sometimes. but naked is way better. it is always better. i think god can give me a big-up on that one. lets all big-up to naked bodies. and love. and if you can't. well smoke motherfucker. smoke! enjoy it for all of us who cannot. and i will enjoy the naked girl. and i will deal with my headaches someother way.


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old blogs

joetory | Wed, 2007-05-30 18:38

here are some old blogs that i shipped over here from myspace. the oldest are at the bottem so if you want to read chronologically. start there. enjoy!

05/03/2006

getting home

okay. i'm home now. ran into my non-crush-crush on the street. couldn't speak. which was fine. checked the hockey score. made a voo-doo dool for all members of the calgary flames. listened to sugar. listened to bob mould. listened to husker du. thought about moving to minnesota. thought againt my first thought. wore all black today. thought about cutting my hair in order to get a girlfriend. got an email from ex-girlfriend who is getting married. that was weird. wrote two blogs because i realized that i didn't have enough. and i realized that if clayton is the only one who writes blogs than those are the only blogs being read and that is a shame. now clayton is my best friend, but he is also a narcicist while i am a sweet, apostolic type boy who only looks on the bright side of life. had a hangover. watched 'the family guy' movie. hated it. thought about grace kelly. wrote a love song about a girl named jennifer. have a sisted named jennifer. thought about how that might be creepy. realized that it is creepy, but with a little explaination it won't be creepy any more. okay. bye.


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new album

joetory | Thu, 2007-05-17 00:37

new album being released september 15, 2007


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what the fuck

joetory | Fri, 2006-11-10 19:42

that is the tentative title of the tentative album that will tentatively be released in next few months or so. after a year long wrangling with the powers that be for dominion over personal identity etc. i have decided once again to record this album around the world with an assorted cast of characters along the way to help. band memeber/contributers to date have included:

-jennifer-anne delamar
-bobby delamar
-kris krug-darrin anderson
-ron segev
-samuel spurgeon
-jon-lee
-brandon theissen
-jon anderson
-ulyse despot
-peter la grand
-steven toon
-dave truscott
-jeff johnson


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new show just announced

joetory | Thu, 2006-06-01 21:55

we are confrimed to play the media club in vancouver
thursday june 22, 2006

i'll release more details as i get them

joe


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the triumphant return (hopefully)

joetory | Sun, 2006-04-30 04:08

after all is said and done, after a brief hiatus, it is official that the tories shall play again, and play again soon...in vancouver. there's not much to post in regards to reason, explainations etc. just know that its all happening.

i will keep you posted. you can still reach me at joetory@gmail.com if you have any questions or spam you would like to molest my inbox with. apart from that.

enjoy the spring.

godpseed,

joseph


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remember thy miracle...

joetory | Mon, 2006-02-13 14:27

fortunately for most i have not shared on this medium for quite sometime. it has been difficult to keep the machinations of the band well greased when its founding fathers live on opposite sides of the world. one can imagine how easy it was for all those wives during wwii to drop thier collective knickers at a moments breath after doug, the local mechanic with flat feet, made a pass.

loneliness dear universe, i'm talking about sheer loneliness.

so i've been thinking lately about how easy to is to forget the miracle of inspiration. do i create a space where originality is bookended by structure and odds? or should the pursuit reflect a purer expedition that relys on universals squeezed out of particulars at arbitrary intervals? never knowing; always expecting.


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a very tory christmas

joetory | Fri, 2005-12-23 22:04

yulel tide is upon us again and the tories find themselves once again in that age old predicament. sam in on one side of the world and joe is on the other. jon is somewhere inbetween but for now we'll say he's on the moon. as a christmas present to all our enduring fans we have decided not to do any shows or write any songs or practice material for at least a month. this will give joe enough time to sell his body to science experiments in order to afford a new disortion pedel and sam enough time to figure out which canadian will marry him in order to enjoy the rights of 'peace, order and good government' that canadians pine for. so in a nut shell. the torys this christmas will be doing what they do best, mainly a whole lot of nothing. to which you may heap your aura praise on them now and in the new year.


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I'm sick of my band...

joetory | Wed, 2005-12-07 10:18

i'm realing getting tired of playing in a band. 95% of the time i'm actually thinking about or doing something in conjuction with the band i'm not engaged in any form of music making whatsoever. i'm not engaged and i'm not interested. i'm only interested in the ideas of fame and fortune and the fact that at the end of our tether as a funtioning creative unit we may one day not have to pay for drugs or sex and pure freedom and happiness will supplant our pathetic, boring predictable existence. playing a band is too much work. if i have any advice for those aspiring artist, choose a medium that is inexpensive and relatively anonymous, such as writing mystery novels or knitting. in the end creative expression is inevitable to the human condition, but then again, so is evacuating our bowels.


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two new melbourne shows announced!

joetory | Tue, 2005-11-08 12:20

two new shows in melbourne have been announced.

november 23, 2005
@the old colonial pub/bar
w/sojourn & minute major

december 9, 2005
@the espy
w/the black popes

very excited about these shows. hope to see everyone there.

don't forget:

november 16, 2005
@ding-dong lounge
w/special guests

(actually i think we are the special guest but i'm still not sure who we're supporting so i suppose that makes us the ignorant guests, but guests nonetheless.)


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